I Don't Know What Just Happened!

This is a Brett Entry.....So, I was at the dinner table sitting down to a delicious smelling dinner of tri-tip, garlic mashed potatoes and corn on the cob. That's right I said "on the cob". This was going to be quite a treat and even the kids new it. As usual they began fighting over which was their seat. And as usual I just tried to stay out of the way. No sense in having four involved, besides Layne was handling herself fine. After it was over and Ethan lost I thought I would try to even up the situation by letting Ethan pick his ear of corn first. Not wanting to be left out completely Bonnie piped in and said as she pointed to the ear closest to her, "I want that one". Oddly, that was the very piece that Ethan wanted. As Ethan began chomping down quite noisily on his piece, Bonnie began her pouting mode by pointing out all the dirty flaws her terribly miserable piece of vegetation. Now here's the kicker, Layne was watching this whole thing and I could see her head getting redder and her eyes bulging. I knew something to remember was about to happen. It was then that Layne picked up Bonnie's piece of corn and began licking it like an ice cream cone, being careful not to miss a spot. There was actual silence as the rest of us just watched in horror. A few seconds had to pass before the crying started and we really understood what had just happened. I really can't tell you why ...or how...er I don't even know. I just thought you might want to know what happened. Plus I doubt it would have ended up in here (at least the whole story) unless I wrote it.